i like grapes

stupid cupid! running around like she got something against me. what's up with that anyway? it's just a matter of time until she gets hit with her own arrow between her eyes. people call it the "hallmark" holiday. that's a given. you know how many "i love you" has been said today. couples prancing around like there in disneyland! heck couples don't even prance around in disneyland. they eat they're funnel cakes and ride the tea cup, goodness how exciting! it bugs the crap out of me that some idiot named this "the day of love." it makes lonely shmucks like me harvest on a 12 pack and bitch about it! "hey honey since a mass group of people thinks they're in love, i think i am too, here are dozen roses from the florists and chocolates." so get fat, put the 12.95 flowers on the vase, cuz it'll die in a couple of days and lets get busy!!! stupid cupid, i hate you!! oh how about these crazy couples that make out in public, goodness... you know they just had dinner made with some garlic sauce and let's just share our bad breath together cuz baby we are in love!! you know if you're in love show your gratitude really and make it another day to prove it!! just because it's on the freaking calendar doesn't mean that's the only time to think about it!